When you go on a trip with all boys (notice I didn’t say men) there are things you should be prepared for.

Sleeping on the car ride up won’t be an option if they have a water bottle.

If a local hits on you, they will remember his name and reference him often.

You will be iced. Yes, that thing people did with Smirnoffs in 2009.

If the cabin has a VHS selection that includes Flubber, you will be watching Flubber.

They will have many tickle fights. None of the tickle fights will include you.

When another girl finally makes it up to the cabin, your excitement will dissipate when you realize she’s just as much into football as these dudes.